RANSVESTIA

I slipped on the robe and self-consciously entered the living room. She was already dressed in a pair of slacks and a white nylon bouse. "You look cute." She miled at my entrance "I am sorry about your suit."

"Oh that's all right. There's no serious damage. A trip to the cleaners will fix it up as good as new. I guess this kind of ruins our evening. I don't think I could go out in this." I said motioning toward the robe.

"That's the best I could find in a hurry." She spologized. After a few moments of apparent thought, she added, "If your game, there's a little Italian place up the road where we can get some spaghetti.”

"My suit is such a mess, I don't think they'd let us in a dog fight with it and my shoes are so wet I think I would drown if I had to put them on. Maybe we had better try another night."

"I said if you were game. We're just about the same size and I have a slack suit you can wear. The place is not brightly lit and I don't think anyone could tell the difference what you are wearing.'

Well, I was hungry and all she had around the house were some unappetizing TV dinners. So, after a brief argument, I agreed to at least try it on.

She went into the bedroom and returned in a few minutes, han- ding me a pair of slacks and jacket of burgundy colored knit material. She also handed me a pearl gray jersey blouse with a cowl neck and a pair of sheer nylon panties.

"You'll have to wear something under those pants and I just am not in the habit of wearing men's shorts. The blouse, when it's zipped up will look like a turtle neck." She said in response to my questioning glance.

Having no alternative, I disappeared into the bedroom to try the stuff on. The panties slipped up and fit snugly about my hips. I then drew on the slacks. They were elastic waisted and fit perfectly. I then dropped the blouse over my head but couldn't manage the zipper in the back. I had to return to the living room for help. I then slipped on the jacket and looked in the mirror. The cut was unmistakenly feminine, but in a dim light, it did not appear blatantly so. The blouse did look similar to a turtle neck shirt.